The corners, Bibbetty!
Buttetty, me's dustetting the kitty cat bum.
No brown words.
Butetty...
None!
But, butt, buttetty, BUM!
You're a very bad pixie. Sit in the corner and learn to be good.
*shuffle, kicking cup*
Give that egg back to Blissemloare.
*shuffle, grumble, push cup along*
Silly old witchetty and her silly old catetty
Did you just say what I thought you said?
Me? Nope, neveretty.
I heard you, now you will pay for being so rude.
Sit in the corner and learn to be good.
*Bibbetty sobbed into her hand*
NyXy picked up her wand and spoke forth a spell...
A peck of putrid peppers
for a pesky pixie to pickle.
To eat them hour by hour
until her words become sweet not sour.
*sob*
*poof*
Pepperetties!
Bibbetty saw there were peppers galore,
Not putrid but fine and shiney, what's more...
A pepper teapot; full, sweet and hot
to sweeten her taste and fill her with grace.
Bibbetty marvelled at all the fine food
for nothing was putrid or rotten, but good.
A light yellow pepper
and one deepest green
Plus one bright red apple
And two small aubergines.
She nibbled the fruit
and drank all the tea.
It was such a hoot, she giggled with glee.
Full of good cheer,
grinning ear to ear,
our pixie was delighted
to be let off so lightly.
The cat and the dragon
marvelled agahst.
Thinking this was all wrong,
it could never last.
A nasty old witch
become a kind master?
It must be the end
so they prepared for disaster.
This cannot be,
it's all such a drama.
It must be the wand,
not my head trauma.
Blissemloare came up to her mistress
feeling her pain and deepest distress,
She offered her love
and comforting touch,
but to no avail
it was all too much.
So the cat and the dragon
joined with the witch
and promised to keep
this distressing secret.
Don't tell a soul
that her head bone was broken
and now all her powers
are but a token.
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