16 Lil Bratz revenge

We left NyXy under the falling compartment....

Helpz!!!

Oh dear! What happened?

Evilz peeps tried to crusheded meez.

Really?

Yez, really. You thinkz I liez?

No, of course not, but I thought they didn't move.

*hug*

Day were scawee and made da weirded noizez and den da wallz fallded and den it wentz all darkz.

Oh my, that's dreadful.

Youz, turn dat off. Diz beez privatez.

Erm... ok... please go on. What happened?

*sob*

Oh NyXy, you're really frightened. Don't worry. I wouldn't let anyone at all hurt you ever.

Weelly?

Yes, of course really.

Even tho I'mz bwokenz?

Even more so because your broken, yes.

Even tho I'mz weakz and meez spellz goez wrongzded.

Of course. You don't have to get everything right for me. You and I have a lot in common, what with our head injuries and all.

You gotz a broken head bonez, too?

Not anymore, but I did have a big bad smack on the head, but that was nearly 30 years ago and I manage ok, with a few wonky bits, but you know, life is great and I can function and so can you. You'll see. You'll be strong and courageous and bold and powerful and full of love and share it with everyone.

Weelly?

Yes, absolutely. I wouldn't lie to you.

OKayz. *sniff wipes nose on my hand*

Hey! That's not nice.

*wriggles and gets down*

*stomp*

*stomp, STOMP, S T O M P!!!!*

Takez dat you meanz nazty old boringz dollz you!

*throttle*

If youz triez to messez wivz me youz going down!

*cough*

Wotz?

Well... I don't think it's nice to be so mean.

Day be DEAD!

Yes, but....

D. E. A. D.

Yes, right, ok.

(I suppose she needs to get this out of her system, hey?)

OK, I'll leave you. Do you want a cuppa?

Bloodz?

Tea.

Noez, yuckz.

OK. See you in a bit then.

Goodness! What happened to you?

Meez? Nothin, just wreztlingz.

Wrestling? With what, a crocodile?

*giggles*

*wrestles*

Oh my! There's a nakidd dolly.

*more wrestling and flinging of clothes and bodies*

*phew*

Datz workinz, dat iz.

Aaaccckk! Darez another layerz? Rightz...

Youz are going DOWNZ.

Aaaccckk!

Yez, youz firsteded.

Noo!

Aaaccckkk, aaaccckkk, aaaccckkk...

Youz deserve nothingz. I deserves everythingz. Gives me da clothezez.

NOWZ!!!

*STOMP*

*sigh*

You're so strong, NyXy. Those dolls were in there so tight.

Yeah and dayz be goingz!

No! Please! We didn't mean to make the wall fall.

Ha! You admitz it! You iz aboutz to deliver da clothezez.

No! Please, just listen to reason.

*thump*

NyXy! That's a bit violent.

*ignores*

Oh, so we're back to the old NyXy then. What ever happened to that sweet little thing that wanted a cuddle?

I amz the Queenz of wreztlingz!

Well, I can't deny that. You certainly got all their clothes and their loot.

But what about the dolls.

Dump 'em. Day be D. E. A. D. dead and don't poze and can't play.

But what about Kirsch...

Nooez! You NEVERZ say da K wordz!

Oh yes, forgot sorry. Right, dump 'em. Got it.

*few minutes later*

OK, they are dumped.

I'm ztylingz.

You are indeed.

So you liked your surprise then?

Lovez da clothezez. Now... wotz me doing wivs da casez?

Well... that's another story.