13 Mini Cooper

Life is realy super with a Mini Cooper

Bobbatty: Broomatty

Bibbetty: Broomatty

Bobbatty: Broom

Bibbetty: Broom

Twins: BROOM!

Broomatty, broomatty, broom, broom, BROOM!

(And this explains how they speak because they always copy each other and then say the last word together)

*engine dies*

Bibbetty: Go-etty, go!

Bobbatty: We dun stoppetted.

Bibbetty: Whatatty? No!

Bibbetty: Feeeeyorin?

Feyorin: What!?

Bibbetty: Lookatty, look.

Feyorin muttering: What am I looking for? As if I know...

NyXy: ZZZzzzzz...

What nowz? I woz sleeping. You're supposed to be keeping them quietz.

Getz the car moving, Feyorin and letz me sleep. I beenz up all da nightz wiv Eddy.

(click the pic to enlarge as usual)

(It appears we have a clash of wills going on. I wonder who will win.)

Bibbetty: *singing* Fiddledee, diddledee, fixatty fix.

I go to the front and show them my tricks.

Bibbetty: Twiddledee, fiddledee twistetty twist,

I turn a knobbatty that way and this.

Feyorin: What are you doing you pesky little bugger?

Now I'll get the blame when it won't go and then...

Bibbetty: Donetty done.

NyXy: Exzellent! Now I can return to my zeez.

Feyorin: No! That b£**d% little pixie is going to be full of it later.

Bibbetty: I fixetty fixed the broketty car

and now we can ridetty

ride all we want.

Feyorin: (whining voice mimicking Bibbetty) I fixetty fixed the broketty caratty.

Gaahhhh... I could just knock some humility into that little...

NyXy: FEYORIN?

Feyroin: What boss, I was just saying what a clever little pixie you have here.

Good, coz you are in charge of da Pixiez and I need me zeeez.

*ZZZzzzz*

12 Pesky Pixiez Doubled

So you think you have trouble, just try having not one, but TWO, yes TWO pesky pixiez living with you.

Then you'll know what trouble iz.

My day started nice and relaxing... opened the door to the nice moon shining and gotz out me deckz chair.

Gave Blissemloare a nice nozy scratch and we were enjoying da blue rayz from do moon and it woz so peaceful.

And then my earz heard the gigglingz of da twinziz.

Wotz they up to nowz?

Bobbatty was laughing so hard his chair fell back. Bibbetty thought her acorn hat was very nice, thank you very much and what was so funny anyway? So she did a little bit of tidying up which is what they were both supposed to be doing and then....

Sin came and tempted her.

Bobbatty: Do-itty, Do-itty, do dO Do...

Bibbetty: Tickletty, tuffetty...

...stuffetty stuff. Fill the nasty old kitty with feathers and fluff!

Sin: *HISSSsss...*

Twinz: *hysterical giggling*

NyXy shouts from outside the door.

"Ztop it or I'll turn you into toadz!"

Shuts door.

Now where is da wand? Can'tz turn dem into toadz without it, can I?

"See, datz da way. Just tellz em and they stop... maybe... sort of. I'm going to enjoy da moon bathing."

*squishes earplugs in*

Meanwhile inside the twinz are still giggling and Sin is still hissing.

11 Baby Bluez

*Skwawk, wahhh, skwawk, wahhh*

Wotz a witchy ta do wivz a screamingz babyz?

Me: Why don't you pick him up?

NyXy: Why?

Me: He might need changing, feeding or just a cuddle.

NyXy: Fine...

NyXy: scritchy itchy chiny chin chin

Eddy: *gurgle, snarf, snuffle*

Me: See, that wasn't so hard, was it?

NyXy: Fine... but me legz dead.

Me: Put him in a new position, then.

Eddy: *belch*

NyXy: Oooh huh? You got da windeze? *thump, thump*

Eddy: *fart*

NyXy: *giggle* Stinky bummy farty pong. *giggle*

Eddy: Oooh!

NyXy: Wotz?

Eddy: *wriggle, wriggle, squirm*

NyXy: Keepz still, youz be fallin. Okay, waitz a minutez.

*scramble, shuffle, plonk...*

Eddy: *nom nom*

NyXy: Eat da wormz not da dragonz. Silly Eddy.

Ahhh....

Me: That's so sweet. So you like the new baby?

NyXy: Thinkz aboutz it. Now leavez us beez.

Me: Fine

NyXy: Fine

10 Trend Setter

NyXy has some new arrivals who will appear in the regular story later, but they decided to have some fun playing today.

I don't know if they are all going to get on.

NyXy: Takingz da baby for da walkinz.

Onwardz! That meanz FLY!!!

Feyorin: I'm small by name and by nature. I can't make the $%*@ pram fly. So walk you lazy witch.

NyXy: Wotz did you say?

Feyorin: Nothin boss.

In the meantime, Bliss and Rivet tried out the travel case.

*smooch*

Me: Hey you two, stop the smooches. We don't want any little dragon babies now do we?

Me: Oy, are you listening? You're supposed to be trying to see if you can fit in here. Please get back to getting within the confines of the case.

Me: That looks soo snug. Oh bother... OK you can get up.

 Later we return to find NyXy has decided to get changed.



Me: What's the matter Feyorin?

(click pic to enlarge)

Uh-oh. I like it, actually, apart from the odd shoes.

Trend Zetter

9 Leaving!

Me: What are you doing?

NyXy: *glare*

Me: What!?... Look at your nice door. Don't you like?

N: *humph*

NyXy: I'm buzy, go away.

Me: Now listen... I've been busy myself today, working on your house and making arrangements for a special trip.

NyXy: *vanishes*

Me: *blink*

NyXy: I'm readyz.

Me: What?

N: I'm readyz to go. Letz go!

Me: It's not yet. It's 40 weeks away.

N: Soz!

Me: So... You can't take this, it's too big.

N: But... I need that for all my stuffz.

Me: Nope, not having it. You're only allowed ONE bag and it goes in the hold.

N: Outrageous! Howz a witch suppozed to look her bezt?

Me: And NO pets!

NyXy: Handz off da mousie! I'm warningz ya.

Me: No pets!

N: Give himz back! You beez sorry.

NyXy: *kick*

Me: Oh great! Have a temper tantrum. Now listen, you can't take a pet and besides Mousie will be happier sleeping at home with Bibbetty.

N: *grumble* Hiz name iz Morpheus.

Me: Morpheus? The god of sleep?

N: So?

Me: Here have this as your cabin bag and you can still keep your handbag. Isn't that good?

NyXy: Keep it!

Me: Oh come on, don't be such a meanie. You are still going and you can fill your suitcase with all new clothes and you will be meeting new friends and you can eat all sorts of lovely goodies and....

NyXy: Talkz to the handz!

*stomp*

*STOMP*

*STOMP*

Me: Go away! You want me to go away?

If this trip wasn't about you, you'd be staying here. And another thing...

*rants for an hour*

N: *ignores*